10 Reasons why you should never talk to girls.

September 12, 2006

[ This is a post I wrote a while back in my prev blog and I jusss lovedd it !!]


Ending at the end.. duh.

1) They need all the attention in the world. You should make them feel as though they are the only people that really matter to your lives. You just have to listen to each and every word that they say, each and every fight they have with others, everything.. You just have to hear to tons and tons of gossip. Just a big waste of time. If that was a guy-friend of yours, you can spend the time better on beer. D or maybe go out for a movie or some place nice.

2) They are over-possesive. They always expect that they are the first people to hear the news, good, bad or whatever. Its just that they want to be the FIRST. “Why did you tell her abt that? I had to hear abt that thing from her. You could have told me about it when we met sometime back. Why didn’t you tell me?” Did you ever hear a guy ask the same things? Oh my God !! Take a break.. I just dint think that it was important. I just dint rmr. come on.

3) They expect tons and tons of gifts. “Today is rose day. where are my roses? Today is card day, where are my cards? You forgot about this day? We met on this day 2 years back.. We decided then that we would go out on this day every year. How could you forget about it. Why didnt you wish my sister on her birthday?” There are like 365 days in an year and on some fateful years 366, you just cant expect us to remember what each day is and what happened on this day? And if you are that concerned about it, a reminder wouldnt hurt. Whereas, guys would just say “I want to go out tomm. Let us go for a movie.”

4) They are never frank. It wouldnt really hurt to come straight to the point instead of just beating round the bush. If you want to go out all that girls should do is ask “Shall we go out today? Are you free?”.. instead they are like.. “There is a wonderful movie at this place wonderful” and they keep on raving about it until you just say “Ok fine !! Let us go tomm.” and then surprises of surprises, they dont agree immediately but instead are like “Wait let me see if I am free.. ” (After a 2 mins break) “Ok.. I guess we can go” .. You can never expect a straight forward answer to the Q.. Is everything fine? phewwww !!

5) They always want things to done their way . I never saw a girl agree to what you say immediately. Always want to contradict what you say. I dont see why they like arguing abt things. Yeah agreed they do have their opirion about things. But, sometimes you just have to let things to be done the other way also. Probably all the over-pampering at home is paying off like this. Realise that things always dont happen the way you want them to. -|

6) They get upset over small things. Really really petty things make them feel bad.. like someone dint talk properly to them, they got a low score in an exam.. Low score is understandable.. but they get upset when someone they know has a higher score than them. Come on fruit cakes, you need to leather up. Life aint that easy. You have to go through lots of shit and somehow handling them comes naturally to guys. I really dont understand why. The list of things girls can get upset about is a never ending one. If a girl reads this, thats enough for them to act wierd. I just cant rmr the number of times I have had to convince a girl that nothing is wrong and that things are normal. They are so *beep* paranoid.

7) They keep you waiting They just are slow.. too slow. How much time does it take to change clothes, wash the face and come. I just hate waiting and I really dread those moments when I have to wait for girls. Guys just get ready in minutes unless they really want to slow things down ( for fun.. D ) what say guys? Girls on the other hand, take hours and hours before they can even start thinking about coming out. I can think of only one girl who waited for me almost the every time we had to go out and seriously you rock !! [ That would be ranj, the coolest girl I ever talked to]

8) They pick lots of fights. Show me one girl who hasnt fought with a guy ever in her life and I would seriously be her biggest fan. I can show u tons of guys who havent had a fight. Seriously you people need to realise that you dont get everything that you want by throwing those temper tantrums and fits. All that it does is screw the relationship even more. Just learn to relax and please for God’s sake, stop discussing the fights you had with a guy with other girls. Women talk and thats the thing that they do a lot. Beware !!

9) Pride n Prejudice One thing that really irks me a lot. I have seen friends of mine, take this instance, there is a really cool friend, without doubt the coolest, everyone would vouch for that. He liked a girl ( God only knows why.. ), he just goes to her and asks her for dinner. Thats really awesome and just dont understand why girls find it so tough to say a YES and in case they are going to say a NO, why not say that properly. She kinda looked at him as though he made a big transgression by doing that. Seriously, have you ever been refused by a guy friend? For pete’s sake it was just dinner nothing else.. omg.

10) The only dumb and non-practical reason.

We can agree that… A girlfriend is a product of time and money right?
Girlfriend = Time * Money
Your girlfriend is a woman!
Girfriend = Woman
Woman = Time * Money
We all know that time is money…
time = money
woman = money * money
woman = (money)^2
We also know that money is the root of all evil, correct?
money = sqrt(evil)
woman = [sqrt(evil)]^2
Hence, woman = evil

I know I have been a bit critical over here. But ask girls also, some of them would say that they hate the other girls. I never heard a guy say this. Guys rock !! and come on.. dont get too judgemental about me, reading this, who knows I might even write “10 reasons why we should talk to girls” to make my gal friends happy. I just wish I amnt forced into doing it through emotional blackmail D
Kidding. But still isnt there an iota of truth atleast in all this? Just give it a thought.. and dont start asking ‘What happened sumanth all of a sudden’ .. nothing has happened. Its just that I am bored as usual ;) and fyi, I amnt upset abt anything !

[Well u might ask why this post now. I want to write something here.. but I dont know what to write. So I thought that I might as well just put this here.]

Disclaimer : and yeah, I am not a male chavunist or anything … I do respect girls and I have lotsa close friends who are girls 😉

And I hate people who read the post and are too lazy / dont have time to post a comment.



  1. hmmm… I am not lazy and do not wish to get hated by you :p

    I suppose that this is one of the easiest ways to add more junk (don’t think I am being rude, I am doing the favor myself with this commmed :p) on to the internet – take up guys v/s girls issues 😀

  2. What the hell.
    Rewriting Ur posts.

  3. To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.

    @ Pranav : Here you go, the junk is right here.
    @ Cheddi : Good Imagination not detected. So, as we did during the fyps, posting the same thing again !

  4. And cheddi arent you supposed to be glad that the post isnt on you and is on gurls ! Or are you asking me to start getting creative n write ur biography?

  5. Good Post 🙂

  6. annai.. post sangati pakkana pettu ….
    akkada ammaayalu elaa unnaru raa ??? [:p]

  7. post gurinchi nenu cheppanakkarledu anukuntaa …

    cheddi baaabaa meeda eppudu raastaaaaav bey :((

  8. just so you know that i am not lazy.

  9. 🙂 I hope you have written all this based on your own experiences.

    Anyway girls are good in the sense that only they can push you to your limits, rest is for you how you take it.


    She’ll promise you more
    Than the Garden of Eden
    Then she’ll carelessly cut you
    And laugh while you’re bleedin’
    But she’ll bring out the best
    And the worst you can be
    Blame it all on yourself
    Cause she’s always a woman to me

  10. @ Spartan : Thanks !

    @ Speed : Ikkada they are damn good, waiting for the college to start.. and cheddi meda blog ki will take some more time..

    @ Paresh : lol ..

    @ Rakesh : Well.. most of them based on my experiences. Some, what my close buds told me. Yeah, girls are good 🙂 . Was just pulling the legs of some of my friends thats all ! Nice poem.

  11. Orey daridrullaraa.
    Neeku better topics isthaanu aagu rastaniki.

  12. Neat little list you have compiled here. Now how about a list for why one should speak to girls 🙂

  13. I don’t need a reason not to talk to girls. I need a reason to talk to them.

  14. Well, agree to all this without a doubt.
    But sorry, I guess this is all a boy wants in a girl :p so me not joining the dont-talk-to-girls group.

  15. @ Sreejith : Sure.. tat one is on the cards and I guesz I have like tons to write.

    @ magoo : Well.. will take some time. But sure you’ll get lotsa reasons ! I’ll make that 11 😀

    @ Vivek : This isnt a dont-talk-to-girls club or anything.. I was just bored and ended up writing something. It started off in a totally different way in my head !!

  16. well i would prefer why we should talk to girls but most of those things are true

  17. “And I hate people who read the post and are too lazy / dont have time to post a comment.” .. why shud u expect a comment frm every reader ?? btw i am too lazy to comment .. and i want atleast one person to hate me .. so am not commenting [-(

  18. Well cos its a thing that is sure to evoke some response thats why ! Anyways, dont worry I wont hate you.

  19. Well written..But you can’t really generalise things seeing one or two instances..People say Iam completely tomboyish and now I think they are right..I wait for my buddies who are guies to get ready,I never cry for not telling me something and I am so frank that people often warn me not to be so.. 🙂

  20. Well , all gals r not so i reckon . Even i ve seen coolest of gals in my univ, & ve been their fans as well. Gals keep many things within them , but rarely bring them out. They cannot be too frank or too straight forward either. Because thts how god has made their character . They ve to show off & act as though, whatever guys do in this world are totally uncalled for. But to be honest, they really like every human in this world . Because they r woman ; they r kind; and they need to be, though they might not reveal slice of kindness within. All in all,
    ” Gals are not bad ” instead of saying ” not good “.

  21. Haha
    okayys, yeaa thats true, but your over exagerating just a bit
    its cause
    yupp ..x

  22. Thanks!,

  23. Interesting.

  24. since u have asked…

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